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HARRY POTTER PARODY DARK CLASSICAL MUSIC CD 1 - “One-Eyed Maestro” (1:58) - by Kevin MacLeod ---Scene 1: Harry’s Bedroom 2 - “Song Of the Volga Boatmen”(1:01 ) folksong played by Kevin MacLeod ---Scene 2: Arriving at Hogwarts 3 - “Ghost Dance” (1:13) performed by Kevin MacLeod ----Scene 3: First Day of School 4 - “Simple Music to Frighten Small Children By” (0:16) - by Kevin MacLeod ----Scene 4: The Bistro 5 - The Snackbar w/ Crash Ending Song Intermission #1 6 - “Sneaky Snitch” (2:17) by Kevin MacLeod ----Scene 5 - Searching the Castle ----Scene 6 - Visiting the House Elves Kitchen 7 - 16 Pounds (Wizards say an Elf is Made out of Mud...) (0:54) 8 - Time Clock Life- (2:43) 9 - Where’s the Beef? - Short (0:34) 10 - Where’s the Beef? - Medium (0:41) 11 - Where’s the Beef? - Long (0:50) 12 - Snackbar Music -easy listening - no singing Intermission #2 13 - “Amazing Plan” (1:27) by Kevin MacLeod ----Scene 7 -“ The Obnoxious Voice” -( The Library) 14 - Comic Hero (0:53) by Kevin MacLeod ----Scene 8 - “The Cafeteria” 15- Ticking →16- Explosion BOWS and Before & After Music (29:00 total) All by Kevin MacLeod 17 - Simple-Frighten... Children (:16) 22 - Song of Volga Boatmen (1:01) 18 - One-Eyed Maestro (1:58) 23 - Tchaikovsky Waltz, Op.40 (5:40) 19 - Amazing Plan (1:27) 24 - Pachelbel Canon D Major (5:56) 20 - Sneaky Snitch (2:17) 25 - Gagool (5:45) 21 - Ghost Dance (0:60) 26 - The Snow Queen (3:40) You must credit these musicians in your playbill or program: Kevin MacLeod songs: Composed and played: “Ghost Dance”,
“Simple Music to Frighten Small Children By”, One-Eyed Maestro”,
“Amazing Plan”, “Sneaky Snitch”, “Comic Hero”, “Gagool”, “The Snow Queen”.
Kevin MacLeod played Pachelbel’s Canon in D Major, Tchaikovsky Waltz, Opus 40,
“Song of Volga Boatmen”.
--© Kevin MacLeod - Creative Commons - www.incompetech.com “It’s a Time Clock Life” is a parody of “It’s the Hard Knock Life” by Charles Strouse. “Where’s the Beef” is a parody of “The Addams Family theme” by Vic Mizzy. “16 Pounds” is a parody of “16 Tons” by George Davis, Merle Travis.
--NOTE: Parody is an exception to copyright law. Do not play the parody music unless actors are singing the parody lyrics.